Look sharp Yogi. New park ranger in town.

Piltzecker, 52, said he’ll work to marshal both public and private money to renovate the mall, which is home to the Lincoln and Jefferson memorials and the site of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech.

This is about the tenth time I’ve confused the National Mall with the Mall of America. I’m terrible at both the names of national landmarks and mammoth retail shopping centers. I wanted to make jokes about malls and food courts but now it’s all ruined. RUINED! I had this killer pun about the Vietnam Wall and Abercrombie and..nevermind…it’s lost something now.

Anyway, the article states..

Officials have received 30,000 comments from the public on how to improve the mall, including its grounds, bathrooms, reflecting pools and food sales.

I’ve always got awesome suggestions about toilets. The changing room in department stores should also have shitters. Look, I’m already nude and that Sbarro’s runs right through me. Judging by the underwear I wore here I might be buying this three pack. Also the pants. Blame the thick crust! Wait, this article still isn’t about shopping malls is it.

National Mall gets new leader to guide overhaul (MSNBC)