Spending more than forty hours a week in the office can screw with your social life. Next thing you know, you’re meeting a coworker after hours for some number crunching (in this scenario your genitals are the “numbers”). Big problem. The boss frowns upon office romance. Bigger problem. He or she is fantastic in the sack and the only good thing about this crap job.

What is a person to do?

Simply put; your personal life is more important than a job. If the relationship is worth it, it’s got to be hidden deeper than those unfinished work files in your bottom drawer.

Here are some ways to throw people off the scent that you and someone in accounting are hammering out late night reports. WE ARE IN THE BLACK BABY!

1) Ignore each other all day- People can read coworkers like the disgarded newspaper in the john. If you start talking to each other more often, mentioning each other more frequently, or are seen together constantly it won’t take the idiots in the office long to connect those dots. (When they connect them, it makes a dirty picture. Hehe. I love dirty dots.) Come to an agreement that during work hours neither of you exist. If you have to converse for work make it short, quick and too the point. Like you do things in bed. Oh….BURRNNNN.

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