You meet some friends for drinks after work, you are hammered by 8:00 p.m., visiting another bar and closing the joint down, eating diner food around 3 a.m., texting old girlfriends, hook-ups and softball buddies professing your urge to ‘bump uglies.’ You play in an all men’s league hambone. The alarm hits 6:30 a.m. for the start of possibly the worst day of your life.

Being hungover at the office is an awful feeling. You’ve tried all the hangover cures and remedies but nothing is righting the ship. You are at work and still drunk as hell. What do you do? Normal folk would just suggest not to drink so much or call out of work. This website is far from normal.

Here are four suggestions to keep your job until the 5 p.m. whistle blows. They will in no way help the hammers cracking your eyes on the inside of your skulls. Try four Advil and flat soda.

1) Get the red out- The eyes are the window to the liver. Both those organs look like hell right now.  Keep a bottle of Visine at your desk and apply liberally throughout the day. If the are still Cabernet red, throw on a pair of sunglasses and explain to everyone that asks that the eye doctor suggested them for working on the computer. Go into an incredibly long explanation of your eye issues. People won’t care and will walk away. Get a pair of those cataract shades at the pharmacy to really sell the eye issues.

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