All the good stuff kills you quicker: scorned mistresses, erotic asphyxiation, Arby’s and now sitting.

Scientists are increasingly warning that sitting for prolonged periods — even if you also exercise regularly — could be bad for your health. And it doesn’t matter where the sitting takes place — at the office, at school, in the car or before a computer or TV — just the overall number of hours it occurs.

More proof things like this aren’t far off.

So we stop sitting at work. Then what? Stand up all day? No way. No more standing. I do enough of that when I DJ at local strip clubs.

Is there any good job that doesn’t involve sitting?

You sitting down? Experts say it’ll kill you (MSNBC)