Help Wanted: Two new security guards without cell phones or narcolepsy

Here is a little tip for all the people that could get away with napping at their job. Do not. Does a nap story at work ever end well? Ever take a nap at work and wake up to a promotion and key to the clean toilets? Nope. You’ll just get caught and end up on the interwebs and it will most likely be the fault of a coworker and a guy serving life for armed robbery. Wait, huh?
A city correction officer took a cell phone photo of his co-worker sleeping on duty, leading to disciplinary action against both of them. The photo shows guard Nadja Green, in uniform, leaning back in a chair with her arms folded on her chest, eyes closed and mouth open. An inmate is standing next to her, making a “peace” sign.
Hey. Inmate #24343. Come here. I’ve got a funny idea. Check out my sleeping coworker. Yeah, yeah that one. Hard to tell which I was referring to in this instance. Know what would be a stitch? Make a peace sign while she is dead asleep. Ok, now pretend to grab her gun. Ha, ok now put the gun down. Hey! Put the gun….
BANG!
Wonder how many pics a guard can snap during a prison riot?
Photo Catches N.Y. Prison Guard Sleeping on Job in Front of Inmate (Fox News)
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