Ever dream of making a grand exit from your crappy job? Who doesn’t? Mine involves kerosene and the coffee maker. Slow drip.

Few people get to quit a job and make a statement. Even fewer get to leave a message for the boss in Cheez Wiz. Unless, you know, you work for the Cheez Whiz people.

An employee at the Magnolia QFC was called to the front of the store at about 5:00 a.m. on November 23rd after a man—who apparently works at the QFC—became “verbally abusive to one of the checkers and throwing food items around the store, ” a report says. The employee contacted the man—described in the report at a tall, muscular, heavy white man—who was found spraying the words “I quit” on the front window of the store using Cheese Whiz. The report notes that the man had “an odor of intoxicants on his breath.”

An odor of intoxicants is a PC way of saying “stunk of Jack Daniels”.

The employee confronted the man and asked him what he was doing. According to the report, the man responded “None of your Fucking business Nigger!”.

Goodnight folks! Thanks for coming! Tip your waitress.

Racism and Cheez Whiz (SeattleCrime.com)