Man’s Best Friend. Bull. He’ll stab you in the back the moment something better comes along. Perhaps something like a sweet job at BP gas.

It all started one day five months ago when Mansour decided to bring his dog to work. He didn’t think much of it at the time — he just wanted to have his best friend with him while he worked the sometimes slow, and occasionally, dangerous, early morning shift. The dog was given free rein of the store, and as a joke, Mansour put a shirt with a BP logo on.

Next he is going to want to sleep in this dude’s bed and hump his wife. She is also a dog. Figuratively.

Dog in a BP shirt greets customers at Clearwater store (Tampabay.com)