The work poop. At past jobs I would hide in the restroom. Nap. Recover from hangovers. Read magazines. Sometimes actually go #2. At one point I moved my desk into the bathroom but got reprimanded by HR for using too much TP as note paper.

Some people do waste a ton of time making a ton of waste. Just how much? Ask Workpoop.com.

Have you ever wondered how much money you make each year just by pooping at work? Well, we here at workpoop.com have thought the same thing and have created the poop calculator. Once you have entered in the appropriate data just click the ‘Calculate Poop Pay’ button to see your annual earning for pooping at work. It’s as easy as one, two, poop.

My annual pay for poop? $4875

This means I not only need to incorporate bran into my diet but I’m underpaid.

Both really shitty thoughts.

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