Not those kind of sticky buns; bikini baristas accused of prostitution
I’m in my local Starbucks every morning and while the portly lady with the green-toothed grin hands over my ridiculously named beverage I often find myself thinking “if only this were a world with bikini topped baristas”.
Well it is. Was. Whatever. They ruined it for everyone.
Five Washington state baristas charged customers to touch their breasts and buttocks at an espresso stand where servers wear bikinis to draw business, police said. The five were charged Wednesday with prostitution. The Everett Herald reports the women were charging up to $80 to strip down while fixing lattes and mochas.
Honey…why do you suddenly drink so much coffee?
Seriously, $80? They were getting eighty bucks for a feel? I’ll tell you who is pissed right now; Washington area strippers. Although I wouldn’t trust a stripper making coffee. Baby oil leaves a horrendous after-taste.
5 bikini baristas accused of prostitution (MSNBC)
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4 Responses to 'Not those kind of sticky buns; bikini baristas accused of prostitution'
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its dumb shits that are willing to pay $80 to cop a feel and a peek of some tits that are messing up the prices in the strip clubs. Strippers realize some old farts are willing to pay more for less and are getting lazier…this needs to stop. I’m a supporter of the arts and single moms, but geez…
CrazyOldie
24 Sep 09 at 4:49 pm
Maybe strip clubs should get better coffee?
Minimum Rager
24 Sep 09 at 4:52 pm
Haha “better coffee”
THATS GOLD
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